- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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