- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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