Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what are three short words? i a am

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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