- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

i am writing this because i felt like it.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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