- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

say it ten times fast: oh

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.