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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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