- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

You bumder!

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why can't jokes spit?

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A woman wears a dress.

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