- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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I <3 Hitler

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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The Qur'an

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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