- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

The WPGA tour

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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