How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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your mom is so fat.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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