a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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