A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Justin Bieber.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

I put my baby in a microwave.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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