- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

How high is the sky? True or False

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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