What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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black people

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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the WNBA.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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