- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Bacon is delcious.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Steve Jobs is alive.

hi

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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