- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Jimmy Saville

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Stephen Hawking

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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