- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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