Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

nolan is gay

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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