woman's rights

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A child walks into a classroom.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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