- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

kaite is dumb that is true

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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