A Serbian Film

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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black chicken. kfc

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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