- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Pickle

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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