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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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