what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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