- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??