- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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