What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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