- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

where do some birds live in? Earth

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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