What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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