- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

sky's sty

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

i named my son Frodo because he was little

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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