- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Beka has AIDS

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Okay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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