why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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I'm sn otter

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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