Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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your mom is so fat.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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