- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

okay so theres this guy.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Justin Bieber

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

WILLY

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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