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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

the WNBA.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

black people

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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