- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Bacon is delcious.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Steve Jobs is alive.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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