why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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mental kid

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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