- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yolo your orange looks orange

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Knock Knock. Not home.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Women's rights

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

I was watching Fox news.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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