- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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