Abortion.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

woman's rights

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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