- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Major League Soccer

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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