- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

kaite is dumb that is true

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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