Of course, first door on your left

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

where do some birds live in? Earth

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

wanna hear a joke? yes

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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