You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Pickle

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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