What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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WILLYS

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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A guy asks his girl friend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamborghini Countach - she loves this car and she goes everywhere in it. One day, she picks up her kids from school. She's got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor, "Where is my son? He was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham." The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football any more." The woman asks about her daughter. "Doctor, where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbledon." The doctor says, "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she won't be able to pick up a racket any more." She begins to cry. "Doctor," asks the woman, "how long have I been in this coma?" The doctor replies, "Six months." "So what's the date?" asks the woman. "April 1st," says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking then, were you?" Doctor: "YES... they had minor breaks and cuts but both have made full recoveries. I'll get them and your fiancé down here straight away." The woman is relieved and is discharged three days later to continue recuperating at home, while the doctor is sent to a tribunal for tricking her into believing her children had been maimed and eventually accepts early retirement with a generous severance package.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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