- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Justin beiber's penis

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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