a black man did not eat chicken.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Justin beiber's penis

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

You bumder!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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