Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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