How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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