Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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