- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

irish man drinking john smiths

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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