- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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