- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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