- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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