- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

kennah campion when she talks

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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