Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Anti Joke

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