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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Anthony sucks

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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