- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Dumbledore dies.

Good job, son.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

scraggle is in you pillow case

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