- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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