- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

field day?

chinga tue madre Ryan

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Blake wilkeys hair style

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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