how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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