- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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