what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How come grilled cheese?

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

nolan is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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