- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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