What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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George W. Bush

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Women's Soccer.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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