Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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