- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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