- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what's black and can't swim?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

a black man did not eat chicken.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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