Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Anthony sucks

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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