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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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