- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

You know whats funny Aids

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

13 =B you just learned something

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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