Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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A whole 'nother.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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