Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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