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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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