A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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why are balck people black because they are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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