- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Buzi vagy!

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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