- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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