- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Okay, after this one then...

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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