- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Whats 1+1? window!

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

lewis=cardiac

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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