- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Guess what? AIDS!

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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