a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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I read the terms of service.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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your mom is so fat.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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